As part of their training and certifications, most professional mariners memorize the ‘nautical rules of the road’. The International Regulations for Preventing Collisions at Sea (COLREGs), form the foundation of maritime safety by establishing predictable behaviors and shared responsibilities between vessels. This a system with built-in protection and fall-back plans, tried and tested over a long history. But for hackers or cyber defenders—who might not know starboard from Starbucks— understanding these norms may mean the difference between big effect or no effect. Our talk focuses on one memorable guideline that ship drivers often fall back on: Don’t Turn To Port (unless you’re absolutely sure it’s safe). There is plenty of good research out there about how cyber-physical systems such as rudder angle controllers can be manipulated on manned and unmanned systems. There is good writing on the threats unique to maritime choke points. But agnostic to the location, why would cyber manipulation of a rudder to induce a port turn be worse than a starboard one? Our talk will touch briefly on how the rules influence legal liability for collisions at sea, and conclude with encouragement for people to learn the rules of the road and further their own journey in understanding the maritime profession. AMP spent 10 years driving ships around the globe—now captains a CTF team instead. With an undergrad in electrical engineering and working on a master’s in info systems engineering, AMP made the jump from maritime grit to digital ops, bringing salty sea stories and a screwdriver to every hacking challenge. They’ve co-hosted episodes of Sea Control (CIMSEC) and The Yoke Report, poking at the strange edges of maritime security, cyber policy, and why everything breaks at 2 AM. Into hardware hacking, retro gaming, and running text-based RPGs. data is a retired Air Force Cyber Warfare Officer with over 20 years of operational experience. He's a CNODP and RIOT grad with a Comp Sci BS from the USAF Academy and a Master's in Cyber Ops from the Air Force Institute of Technology. He's been certified in all 3 NSA Red Team work roles, all 3 offensive SIGINT work roles, qualified in all 6 Cybercom offensive work roles and personally engaged real-world, nation-state-level actors, malware and targets in air, land, sea, space & cyberspace both offensively and defensively. And he's done so with the US, UK, Canada, Australia and New Zealand. He also helped make those cool starship badges you've seen around DEFCON.