Traditional threat modeling can feel like a drag, but when you're up against the clock, who has time for drag? This talk strips down cumbersome conventional approaches and equips you with tactics designed for the swift pace of attack simulations. I’ll share a streamlined method to map out your attack surface and highlight the juiciest exploits. Whether you're hacking or defending something, involved in activism, or giving in to your prepper tendencies, you'll learn to quickly analyze and prioritize targets.