Every hacker wants more cool stuff and many of us have a 3D printer gathering dust in the corner. This session will inspire the audience to buy more filament and start preheating their print beds to extrude a collection of valuable physical security tools (both offensive and defensive). This talk goes over a handful of original (never before seen) designs, 3D-printable versions of existing tools, explains how to use each tool, offers practical advice to those who want to 3D print their own physical security tools, and shows the audience where they can find my models and others to print.