At the intersection of governmental and corporate concerns is data center security, a trend that is bound to continue as more operations move to the cloud. As such, the current administration lists "Defend Critical Infrastructure", to which data centers are integral, as the #1 item in the United States' 2023 National Cybersecurity Strategy. This talk details our findings in the data center device management domain, showcasing the most impactful vulnerabilities and exploits unearthed in our broader effort to investigate the security of critical data center components. Specifically, we will reveal 8 critical vulnerabilities across two common data center appliances: a popular DDI solution and a KVM. Continuing, we delve into the technical details of how these vulnerabilities can be exploited to completely compromise both products and all connected hosts under their jurisdiction. Finally, we challenge the misconception that data centers are inherently more secure than on-prem by exposing how attackers could leverage these vulnerabilities to cause catastrophic disruption to business operations.