Yeah, it‘s the usual Finux talk. I‘m going to talk about something bizarre and unrelated to security and then find similarities and walks away from said bizarre and unrelated thing which can be applied. If i manage to pull it off is another question entirely. If you‘ve been to GrrCON anytime over the past decade you‘ll have probably seen me try this before. I‘ve been speaking at GrrCON for years, I‘m the guy with the memes who comes from Scotland, talks a lot about history. So this year, I’m going to try boats. Boats! Yes, you read right I’m going to be talking about boats. Boats are pretty epic, they‘re also very scary, and crazy dangerous. They have a long history, in fact they‘ve helped shaped a lot of it. From exploration to being used as weapons, their role in trade, to the mass migration of people, they‘ve played a crucial part. What i have learned in a year, is that a sailors idea of safety and security is terminal than a nerd from Scotland knew. This talk is not about hacking a boat, barrel roles in a sailboat is a proper terrible idea! I will go off topic, i will swear, probably a lot, and you‘ll not learn anything you couldn‘t have googled yourself. I‘ll be honest with you all now it‘s tempting to load this entire talk with jokes about seamen. Don‘t judge me, you‘re at GrrCON too! You’ll not find any real walks aways but you might learn a few interesting things, some of them might even be about security. You should probably go see the other talks 😉