I’ve gone and done it this time. I was looking for a way to “not get caught for a year”, and I found a brand new way of hiding malware on macOS. You know Docker Desktop? The software developers have on their macOS laptops? Did you know that, on macOS, it runs a Linux Virtual Machine (VM) on your computer when you run it? I didn’t know that, until I hid malware in the VM. Any monitoring software can’t see you, because you’re hidden in the VM. But you can still do all your Crime Activities, because it’s a very, very special VM. You don’t need to know what Docker is or anything to understand this talk! I will take your hand and guide you metaphorically through the circus carnival, returning you safely on the other side, having changed.