Amazing new AI-based services from Amazon, Google, and Microsoft let organizations rely on automated technology to crawl through their cloud-based data stores to identify sensitive data, security weaknesses, and hacking attempts. These AI offerings are impressive and can automate security at a scale impossible to achieve by humans alone. But, to use these commercial services, organizations must allow their cloud providers access to all of that information, exposing it to the deep gaze of an AI. In this talk, Ed will analyze the security implications of such offerings, along with the ethical, business, and privacy issues they raise as cloud-based AI intertwines itself in our lives more deeply every day. Oh, and it can turn on and off your lights too!