Wireless pentesting typically requires physical proximity to a target which requires time, limited resources, and constant traveling. Eric & Matt have pioneered an inexpensive device to covertly perform wireless pentests anywhere on earth. Their unique solution to the problem centers around the ability to perform a wireless pentest remotely. To achieve this lofty goal they did what any hackers would do; scrounge up pieces and parts until they had a workable prototype that could phone home via multiple LTE connections and give remote access to the wireless environment surrounding their device. Much improved since it’s tangle of wires and packing peanuts, a year later their device has compromised dozens of enterprise networks spanning 3 continents. In this talk we’ll discuss why we built it, how it works, and why we think it will revolutionize wireless pentesting.