Last summer the Equation Group's TTPs were leaked by a group known as the ShadowBrokers. Unlike most people simply satisfied with rooting their firewalls and moving on, I RTFM'd and worked out how the second stage and implant software was meant to work. Armed only with incomplete software, the NSA ANT catalogue, and a lot of motivation, I'll take us on a journey of discovery that culminates with an Internet wide scan of devices looking for NSA implant code.