This talk outlines some common red team tactics as well as some of the defensive countermeasures for them. Boring, right? Wrong, because it doesn't stop there! We will also go over some of the more sneaky, but still simple, red team strategies for countering the defensive counters. Its like "counter-inception". Attendees will leave this talk with an understanding of defensive techniques used to mitigate common attacks, as well as offensive tricks to increase the success of the same attacks.