They're logs. They're logs. They're big. They're heavy. Just hope they aren't multiline. Logs are everywhere. Every system we interact with generates them, but more often than not, they suck. We put up with them though because, when they do work, they can be incredibly useful. If you want to find out how to make your logging suck less, or maybe get confirmation that you're not the only one who's run into "that" logging problem, this talk is for you. I'll cover the logs themselves, moving them around over the network to a central-ish location, and then some fun things that you can do with logs once you actually have them under control (and, of course, myriad ways that that each of those things go wrong in practice). Never worry about having too much free disk space ever again: logs.