The NSA ANT catalog contains a number of hardware implants that enable communication, command and control, and data exfiltration over alternate channels that would not typically be monitored. The listed tools fall short when it comes to exfiltrating data from particularly secure or heavily monitored, or radio hostile locations. This talk introduces a new addition to the NSA Playset. BLINKERCOUGH is inspired by some of the capabilities described in the ANT catalog and expands upon the features of CHUCKWAGON in a number of ways. BLINKERCOUGH is implanted inside an unremarkable cable and communicates optically to jump air gaps, escape faraday cages, and communicate out-of-band with zero radio footprint. This talk will outline the development of the hardware, present several use cases, and demonstrate its use to escape a faraday cage.