The world of "Enterprise WLAN solutions" is full of obscure and "non-standard" elements and technologies. One prominent example is Cisco's Structured Wireless-Aware Network (SWAN) architecture, which features a flawed-by-design™ protocol called "Wireless Context Control Protocol" (WLCCP). Further obscurities and design-flaws can be found when digging into newer concepts like the so-called "Cisco Unified Wireless Network". This talk will give an overview of the concepts themselves, discuss secure protocol design and associated vulnerabilities when disobeying these.