Frightened by people saying "the Geneva Conventions don't apply" to the Internet? Confused by vendors and Feds saying that APT is an act of war and the proper response is a missile? Take a deep breath and sit down for a talk both hilarious and somber on the law of war. You'll learn how to experiment with war crimes in your spare time and how to use illegal hot-air-balloon-mounted guns as we travel from Geneva to The Hague to Tallinn on a whirlwind tour of wars, weapons, and wanton destruction!