New Zealand exports a lot of things; milk products, tasty tasty lamb, and the eponymous kiwi fruit. The primary import is tourists - and not just any tourists - even hackers. But who writes the travel guides for hackers? Where's the Lonely Planet guide to AS24226? NZ isn't blessed with five different CERTs like Australia, so, the Kiwi way is to just do it yer damn self. This talk follows the journey from scanning one box to scanning entire countries; grepping your results to building enterprise message busses to shunt data into your oh-so-webscale nosql-warehouse. Is network reconnaissance passe in 2011AD, or a multi-milliondollar part of the coming cybergeddonpocalypse? Join kiwi unix hippy Metlstorm as he discusses the practicality, implementation and effect of datamining country-scale network targeting databases, in NZ and beyon