You want it all. But you\'re scared. You don\'t want to put on a suit and watch your soul shrivel. There is another way. In this session, you will learn: - why you want to do this to yourself - how to get the first job (which will suck) - how to turn the first job into the next job (while still having fun) - how to get the top job (sooner than you thought you could) - and how to do it all without feeling like a corporate whore. Even with the econopocalypse, can you infiltrate the upper echelons without having to leave the Black Hat behind? With cyber humor, blistering criticism, and awesometastic possibilities, spend some time in a discussion about ways to get to the place we all want to be - employed and happy. You want to hack the planet? You\'ve got to start somewhere Life\'s a Breach! Lessons Learned from Recent High Profile Data Breaches - Ross Barrett In this session, "Life\'s a Breach! Lessons Learned from Recent High Profile Data Breaches," Rapid7 will discuss what we can learn from recent high profile breaches including LinkedIn and Global Payments.