Abstract: thicknet came out last year, and that lazy good-for-nothing nosteve hasn't written any new modules for it since. It started as a man-in-the-middle tool for Oracle, but it's supposed to be easy to target other protocols. This presentation serves as a burning to-do item that will force that lazybones to make it do something new. In the process, people will learn how to roll their own thicknet modules through the wonders of pcap analysis.