Rather than just yet another boring speech about 802.11b and security, this will be a story about what happens when the world closes in on you, because of the above items. Detailed will be a good account of my arrest by the FBI, my interrogation, my court hearings, and what it's like to hear your name opening the 6 o'clock news. I intend to be quite humorous and sarcastic, but also quite serious. If this is a situation I can be in, it's a situation anyone can be in. What to do if you're arrested What to do if you're raided (and why a search warrant means EVERYTHING) What to do when you're interrogated What to do when you find yourself caught in the middle of a crime you want nothing to do with What I could have done better How to cope with the crushing feeling you get when you see: "The United States of America, vs (Your name here)" Court precedents you should know about Preparing to find out who your friends truly are A deer in the headlights: Backing up the data you want to have when it's all over Forfeiture, and what it means to you The importance of competent legal representation What to do before you go in to make your arrest and release easier I will be able to hand out a limited number of copies of all my legal documents on CD-ROM. All items to date have been scanned and converted to PDF format. If attendance is high, the documents are also available on my website.