So we lied. It's not a roast. We accidentally ended up with money again, and on the rationale that it's a poor life choice to embezzle a couple grand from a bunch of hackers, decided to feed you again instead. Attendees are invited to perambulate to Trax Cafe for a partially catered lunch (the partially catered bit means you have to buy your own goddamn beers). The only roaches here are in the sponsor's logo; thanks Insomnia Security!