This is a talk about numerous little projects that have been worked on that are not long enough or perhaps even interesting enough for a full talk, but strung together should be interesting. Topics covered will include firewall detection, IPS fingerprinting, spam, Dish Network DVR hacking, an update from last year's ShmooCon talk "Hacking the Friendly Skies" and a few other tidbits. Imagine a Dan Kaminsky talk except a lot more ghetto given by an old guy. Get off my lawn!